Oh dear. I just made the mistake of wandering into a folder in my written documents described as "Creative Endeavours".
Some of it is just my unique brand of weirdness working its way into the world before microblogging was really a thing.
Silly thoughts like:
• "You don't have to be a ninja to be a bastard".
• "He drowned in a sea of his own metaphors."
Other stuff is eggy AF